Health: Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In...

By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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carriedaway02 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 12:15

I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.

yarbles 3

Sunday 20 June 2010 12:08

i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her

Comments

alexFYL 11

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:48

Uh I would yell at you too. Puke in the toilet! How hard is it to turn around and throw up in the toilet? I hope you at least cleaned out the sink.

dannydude1 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:58

everyone pukes, Its not that big of a deal. everyone gets sick and feels crappy, you don't deserve special attention because you puked. in a god damn sink.

stevenburnsred 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:28

that's happened to me

Skimbap 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:32

I am a ****!

crazytay 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:45

haha my mum does that too! I alway throw up on the floor beside my bed instead of walking to my bathroom

stacianichole 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:00

Nasty.

danipoo4u 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 18:50

Well mommy dearest is right. So right. Put yourself in her shoes since more than likely she is the one who will have to clean it up.

canzo378 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:20

yea how could you???

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:36

Wow that sucks OP. Sorry you were sick but yeah, if the toilet was that close, it would have been much easier to just do it there. That way to clean it all you'd have to do is flush. And spray some Lysol.