Animals: Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds,...

By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:04

Should have given it a redbull.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:03

Sounds like what happened to the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday.

Comments

jillyj98 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:16

There are millions of birds in the world. Why bother?

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:29

That's nature, OP. Can't be helped.

miZscrZee 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:44

Uhmm. Why didn't u HELP scare the cat away?? Instead of standing there and watch.?

lionlvr 9

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:15

Awwww, R.I.P poor little bird. :(

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:23

So the only reason you cared about that poor bird was basically because you now feel the last four weeks were a complete waste of your time. You are an absolutely horrible person.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:30

and you just sat there??

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:50

So... u just sat there and watched? WTF

keshaforever1 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:27

You didn't try to scare away the cat???

TheTwitchy 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:40

Naw, I just let something I invested both time and money in go up in a bloody romp. I would've saved it if I could, but it was too late by time I realized what was happening. The cat apparently likes playing with dead things .-. -shrug-