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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

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Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By idiotfriend - 16/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:49

That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(

SneakyDeath 15

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Wilson!!

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Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:19

Seriously? Are you that sad over a basketball?

bear192008 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:07

haha! She was so right!

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:29

I love that movie, I cried too it's okay op.

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:23

wow of course u ignorant idiots put ydi. fyl op..

ayjayyuk 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:37

you should man up, needledick.....

skeleton_skinner 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:14

I cried too :( it's ok

bitchesandhos 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:36

wilson doesnt die because hes a ball

Learn2Deal 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 15:08

Fine! Punch her shoulder hard and ask her if that's man enough for her.

mileycyrusisgay 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:04

Puss.

Fraud_era 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:56

hahaha. oh man. i like it...but would i like it if it was MY boyfriend crying like a little bitch over a fictional volley ball? probably not. haha.

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