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By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:45

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

x805xUnknown 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:03

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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mama2b3 20

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:45

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

Gvil_Eenius 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:46

Enjoy a good nights sleep now, if you knock her up you'll be up feeding

Tht_one_crazyj 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:49

thts hot wish my gf would hit me in bed

denbeste 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:53

Bad mood today?

ifinishlast 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:53

big ups to #3's comment

jdub28 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:54

I'd be a little concerned if I was punched in the head while sleeping and it didn't wake me up. About this whole focus on grammar, are you an English teacher? If you aren't, and grammar bothers you that much, then I suggest you take something for your misplaced anxiety.