Animals: Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided...

By Jukka - 19/04/2011 00:48

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:59

Get a snake, Problem solved

shad93 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:00

yay for inspiring movies!!!

Comments

mhinaj 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:07

why do even have the mice

Miranday 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:57

lol!She's a genius.

Scotticus117 11

Wednesday 20 April 2011 2:38

so a lee enfield and a 44 magnum? interesting combination. think I'd just use a 22 to take out a mouse tho lol

awesomesauce8 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 2:51

what an inspirational movie!!!

pate10 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:18

Free willy is the best movie ever

AllTheWayDown 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:43

yeahh that's true!

annigotammo 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:04

why the hell does she have SIX?

aphukinmazing 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:06

u deserve it...who the hell still watches Free Willy? its 2011, Whales eat people now 0_o

AllTheWayDown 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:45

Why would she free the mice... If this movie is about a whale.

Cierra657 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:17

when I first saw this I thought it said "free weezy" (x

hhaile12988 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:31

why does your daughter have six mice?!

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