By GROSS - 07/03/2015 15:58 - Bangladesh

Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML
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cutycat136 28

I couldn't even finish reading about this without gagging so I'm really sorry to OP for having to witness it.

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Flaming_Pandas 15

I hear that pouring bleach in your eyes can help to unsee things such as this. Best of luck.

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

Im 5 months pregnant, recovering from morning sickness and I can't unsee the image my head has just came up with.

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abNormal62 23

I will be shocked and stunned if you tell me he is still single.......

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TabooSushi 24

I just threw up in my mouth a little... Ugh.

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Xkimvd 16

That is just gross. Reminder to self: do not eat while reading FML

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otecasacid 22

Show him the error of his ways and flat out insist to him he is disgusting. Lest he thinks it's appropriate public hehavior

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fmlsams 27

Excuse me while I go puke. It's definitely time to introduce your brother to dandruff shampoo.

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PrimeRibYum 10

I was eating when I read that, b*tch! Gross!!

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elizabeth4166 16

I have walked in on my brother jacking off multiple times when I was 11 and 12. Yes, I could see it. Welcome to the club op, welcome to the club.

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