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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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kelciimackk 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:39

Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.

papygeorges 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:49

I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!

Comments

MrUnlucky246 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 8:19

Delicious

splashhh_fml 7

Sunday 7 February 2016 11:36

And u still call him ur BOY FRIEND?? Woooow

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:41

LeGly 5

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:53

Pretty sure that's a deal breaker. You're never gonna want any mouth to mouth action ever again, so you may want to just cut your losses and look for your next boyfriend.

hdamon32 12

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:11

i was babysitting this 10 year old girl and her 6 year old brother and as i was watching them from the kitchen i saw the sister pick a big slimy booger and fed it to her brother, whp willingly accepted it

Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

Monday 8 February 2016 4:56

As Christoph says in frozen, "what if you don't like the way he picks his nose, and eats it? All men do it." Best movie line ever! XD As they say... let it go. lmfao!