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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2016 8:39

Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.

papygeorges 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:49

I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!

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Yuso_Yagari 9

Saturday 6 February 2016 16:56

EW WTF

Dextredlomax02 11

Saturday 6 February 2016 17:09

break up with him

CoupeDeAce 6

Saturday 6 February 2016 17:27

Eating your nose discharge can build your immune system.

sgdigaetano 3

Saturday 6 February 2016 17:59

Time for that booger to go!!!

Tyrez 32

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:27

You kiss a booger-eater.

MrColbyCheese 10

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:31

All men do it.

Mahcookiez 15

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:34

I shouldn't have read the comments while eating

moo77_fml 20

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:46

OMG.. My stomach just turned .. That's disgusting

Sandman0351 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 19:04

mmm yummy boogies

corky1992 33

Saturday 6 February 2016 19:16

And I gagged reading this..some people are just gross.

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