By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.

I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!

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I mean... Personally, I would never do it but it's not that disgusting. Snot runs down your throat all the time. It's not like it's going to make you sick, so what makes it so gross?

Some of the comments on this post actually made me sick..

Would've immediately been EX-BOYFRIEND if I was in her shoes!! Nasty mahdafahhkur!

I guess you won't be kissing him any time soon. Just thinking of him eating his slimy booger is making me want to throw up. Disgusting

ok eating it is disgusting, but I do admit there's something almost orgasmic about pulling a real slimer out of the deepest parts of your sinuses, and you can't get that sensation from blowing, only from manual removal.

Holy shit. You still love him, right ? (im kidding)

I had to hold back vomit reading this. This is the kind of thing that children do. I understand men picking their noses to then wipe the booger elsewhere, but eating it is absolutely disgusting especially for a grown man. I hope you had a serious conversation with him about why it isn't okay to eat your boogers.

Meh, as far as creepy things people do that's a tame one. Least he doesn't stick a finger up his ass then lick it.....