Health: Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his...

By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 285

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 719

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:08

Nice, nothing gets me in the mood more then having dead skin flinged at me... what a romantic!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:12

Don't you mean ex-boyfriend?

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noobgang7 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:52

omg ur life is ****** now -.- another pointless fml

devyn0426 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:50

omg, move on girl. this boys NASTY. no1 has done anything bad enough to have that happen to them!!!

annalovescheese 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:16

girl id dump him if i were you

iluvtnbc 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:01

o ya thtsss a keeper. for sure

starburgerdeluxe 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:30

that is nasty! you should pick your nose and wipe it on him and see how he likes something gross on him! If he doesn't mind then something is wrong with him

Stalker191 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:39

I swear, it seems like everyone on here is a bad judge of character and ends up with some inconsiderate jerk.

drockn 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:14

Dude! like' whose feet peel? thats new to me haha ******* lizard.

varkey 7

Friday 16 April 2010 6:13

YDI for not leaving him already

GENeSiS_32 0

Monday 3 May 2010 12:48

what the hell ARE you??!

aleex_babiee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:15

ohh 58, you make me smile. (:

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