Animals: Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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By Random dog owner - 28/01/2017 22:00

Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

Wow, you are easily entertained.

rocketeer_97 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha

Comments

dirtyblond 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:59

That's not stupid, it's freaken cute! Geezes..>:/

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:03

I had the same when I watched cute cats on the interwebz

marijuanalove23 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:08

she could easily walked or called a cab. mind you I get lazy too ;)

Thanatos1206 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:42

Wrong FML.

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:15

Fail.

Kittehx3 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:17

I can haz cheezburger?

mikeb42 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:17

That is funny.

WOGBRO 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:20

Hahahahah

shades1989 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:26

how do you keep an idiot entertained? see below how do you keep an idiot entertained? see above

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:45

No, you got it all wrong. It's supposed to be how do you keep a blonde entertained.

Yousuck24 21

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:27

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coNsperAZI 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 10:23

lmao

jacie00 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:56

at least the dog didnt like its arse then your mouth.

Livinia 11

Wednesday 13 April 2011 10:13

Well, I can't blame you. Watching that happen is pretty damn entertaining.

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