Animals: Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

Wow, you are easily entertained.

rocketeer_97 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha

Comments

dirtyblond 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:59

That's not stupid, it's freaken cute! Geezes..>:/

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:03

I had the same when I watched cute cats on the interwebz

marijuanalove23 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:08

she could easily walked or called a cab. mind you I get lazy too ;)

Thanatos1206 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:42

Wrong FML.

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:15

Fail.

Kittehx3 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:17

I can haz cheezburger?

mikeb42 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:17

That is funny.

WOGBRO 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:20

Hahahahah

shades1989 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:26

how do you keep an idiot entertained? see below how do you keep an idiot entertained? see above

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:45

No, you got it all wrong. It's supposed to be how do you keep a blonde entertained.

Yousuck24 21

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:27

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coNsperAZI 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 10:23

lmao

jacie00 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 9:56

at least the dog didnt like its arse then your mouth.

Livinia 11

Wednesday 13 April 2011 10:13

Well, I can't blame you. Watching that happen is pretty damn entertaining.

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