Animals: Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By Random dog owner - 28/01/2017 22:00

Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML

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By Hey buddy - 10/11/2022 10:00

Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

Wow, you are easily entertained.

rocketeer_97 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:23

hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha

Comments

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:34

Have you tried watching paint dry lately? It's gotten so much more interesting since they changed the characters.

ImaWiseGuy 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 10:38

haha nice ^^

gummibehrs 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:06

Thanks :P

kylienh 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 8:37

meh. Could've been much worse. You could have been watching your fish stare at bubbles or the glass for half an hour, but who does that?...............