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By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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divadro102 16

He owned that situation like a boss. No ***** given

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conman531 23

if I may say so, after reading your comments OP, I think you're pretty nice yourself

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TallMist 32

Where did you go wrong? I'd say you lost a friend in the bitterness.

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cluch3 22

Thats how my great grandma died. She tried to lote a cigarette on the stove and caught her blouse on fire.

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