By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

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1Brucie 2

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

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M0TTO 6

I threw up a bit after reading this

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Blakeykins 0

Really, this could've been a whole lot worse. At least she cares about her dental hygiene.

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pistolstar_fml 2

How is it any different from those who use toothpicks? Those of you saying "ewww" probably floss once a year and yea that would be gross to eat food trapped there for THAT long. I however floss after every meal like you should be doing and the food is as fresh as it can be at that point and I eat the bits too. Grow up people.

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zonkeymaker 14

I do tht too, no bullshit either, is it bad for you? I it's full of bacteria it probably strengthens my immune system

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CaptainBlack 18

I literally see no problem with this... it was in her mouth anyway, she would have eaten it a long time ago had it not gotten stuck in her teeth, and I do this all the time.

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LogicalMembrane 3

What? It's not like you can just WASTE it!

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cuffed_cutie 4

The new meaning of "to go"..

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picturescrazy 24

I do the same thing! It was already in my mouth, so why is it so nasty?

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AngelSpit 18

And your point is...? Also you guys saying that the food in her mouth is full of bacteria her mouth itself is full of bacteria. You guys do know that the human body is just one giant germ and and bacteria orgy

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Dillyduzit 23

Blame the economy, man. She has to take evasive action from starving somehow.

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