Love and Health: Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say,... - FML

By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

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sassypenguinxox 15

Friday 26 January 2018 21:09

Someone seems to be reenacting Austin Powers in Goldmember

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 January 2018 5:07

Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 January 2018 5:07

Posts like these make me wish there was a sick/vomit reaction to click on. Yuck!

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 27 January 2018 6:57

See, that's what happens when you take too long to fetch the skin box.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 27 January 2018 16:27

Let them know you won’t be kissing him for anything else near his lips or his privates if he continues with his disgusting behavior

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 27 January 2018 16:27

Let them know you won’t be kissing him for anything else near his lips or his privates if he continues with his disgusting behavior

franniemae 8

Sunday 28 January 2018 2:28

He's trying to gross you out so you'll leave him. Accommodate him.

Sean-Guy Matthew Lacelle 1

Sunday 28 January 2018 16:16

I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit lol yuck

Chris Smith 9

Sunday 28 January 2018 16:53

Burn all the Austin Powers special editions, limited editions, and extended copies I'm sure he has and tell him not to do that shit.

Sydney Nicole 10

Monday 29 January 2018 15:57

I would divorce his nasty ass real quick 😂 god knows what else he’s eating!

Pooly_D 7

Tuesday 6 February 2018 14:41

kill it before it lays eggs

dedanjel 33

Monday 18 March 2019 9:57

There are no words ton express the depths of revulsion reading this gave me. Were I you, that dude wouldn't be getting any. Ever again. So disgusting...

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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Today, I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job and shove it", under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here. However, the airline has informed me I cannot fly until April because cargo is too cold for my dog this time of year. Jobless, four weeks to wait. FML

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Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd dropped in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who called me ridiculous. FML

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Today, my endometriosis has reached stage 4 and has spread to many organs, including my colon. My constipation got so bad that my Apple Watch told me it was time to stand up. FML

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Today, against my better judgement, I gave in and let my daughter go to the family Christmas party, due to the fact that the sister I cut contact with caught COVID and said she wouldn't be there. Guess who turned up? FML

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Today, the electrician came because our kitchen light has been flickering. After examining the installation, he screws the lightbulb tighter in the socket. My parents both are PhDs. FML

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