By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Bblock 5

I suggest buying a pooper scooper, collecting the poop and light it on fire

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KoRnchick 3

this happened to us,my mum scooped all the crap up and dumped it back on the guys lawn

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L3g4lPl4typus 0

you can get them at costco. if you get one box you get two more free

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neongurl98 10

Grow some balls. Go out there and tell him to knock it off or you'll sue.

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Starrysky8687 1

Call the cops on em.

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meintx 9

Mix up black pepper and cayenne pepper and sprinkle it all over your yard. The dogs will hate it. I'd also bag up about a week or two worth of the poop and take it an put it on his front door step all at once. Minus the bag of course. Lol

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sk84lifepcm 2

Three words, motion activated sprinklers.

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markyodin 0

Go to poopsenders.com and send him some poop in the mail

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