By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

theladyofepic 3

Here's what you do: go outside, avoiding the dog crap if possible, and then curse at him at the top of your lungs until both of your ears are bleeding. After that threaten to castrate them all...including the neighbor. It might not work, but it'll be lots of fun!

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Petronix 5

Get yourself a rifle and put up this sign- "NO TRESPASSING-SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED."

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Alphadawg88 0

Murder your neighbor and their dogs, problem solved. Stupid lazy ***** don't deserve to share air with other people.

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nikkon416 13

Get on of those sonic fences... The sell to keep animals out of gardens and stuff... It will keep the dogs out of your yard and your nieghbor will never know.... Since it seems there is something keeping you from confronting your neighbor.

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someone234 5

Play fart sounds from a loud speaker? I heard dogs are afraid of the sound of farts. Hehe anyway hope you find a solution.

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chriskopp 0

So everytime you see the dogs spray water on them. Bet you they stop going in your yard

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philly215 0

Pick the turds up and put them on his lawn!! All of them and see how he likes it!! It's disgusting but he's rude and inconsiderate

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Squirrelx 5

This FML was creative.

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