By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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someone_cool 6

Call the police, but if that doesn't work, install actual land mines or the speakers that sends out a high pitched noise, or just sue him!

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death_prevails 6

You know, I tend to be quite lenient about the way people speak and the words they use... But this is worse than an article on some dreary celebrity or other in a women's magazine. So JUST for that vocabulary, you deserved it.

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xaer0babiix0 0

Report them, they can pay a pretty hefty fee for emptying their pets onto your property.

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skamanjake 3

Call the cops man! Set up a camera to catch em in the act and show the cops. They will fine em and force them to clean it up

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vintage3113 6

You should have politely and rationally confronted your neighbors after the first time it happened.

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ComicBookWhore 5

I know this is old, but on the offchance you're still reading the comments: If you talk like you type, I'd shit in your yard too.

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ohmybobbert 16

you can always call the village hall and tell them that your neighbor isn't respecting you or your property. they will get involved and he can most definitely get a fine.

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Falbala_fml 1

Cayenne pepper. It will dissolve with rain and leave the grounds and vegetation intact, but the dog will want nothing to do with your place for as long as it lives.

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