By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

Akuchan 2

EVERYONE ON HERE IS AN IDIOT! You don't shoot animals, or pour skunk essence in his pool or smear poop on his car to "get your point across." Get your point across by telling him!

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xkristinannx 0

Confront the asshole. Catch him in the act.

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STAcadamy 3

i say u put vinegar or pepper on your lawn so when the dog dose come they wont go no more or u can whoop the owners ass

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Jiagon 2

Maybe you should try to put wolf pee on your lawn, or spread the aroma around. Make the dog go crazy; it'll probably stay away from your lawn for the rest of its' life. Just watch out for other wolves... ._.;

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sparxva 12

Invite the local law enforcement personnel over and have him arrested for trespassing and the dogs impounded. After he gets out and gets his dogs out of the pound he may have learned a lesson.

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blueknight1st 26

Gee, maybe if you would do some critical thinking you would realize all you have to do is put a fence up.

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