Health: Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at...

By notaguidette - 23/01/2010 19:47 - United States

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML

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Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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Breazy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

prove her wrong by eating more and more and become 300 pounds :)

amandawins 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:27

No! Just stop eating junk! Start eating less meat, less fatty foods, and stop listening to your bitchy mom and start feeling like you are worth something. And excersise - not because you're fat, but because ypur life is better when you do. Maybe you'll loose weight, maybe you won't. But you'll be healthier.

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benkellen 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:44

FATASS!!

iseebreadppl 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:20

hey your lucky im 14 and i way 200 pounds

snagglepuss 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:25

Wow you are fat. I'm 15, 6'3" and I only weigh 150 lbs.

SeximusPrime 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:56

Way to contribute to obesity. Congrats, fatass.

heyy331111 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:32

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jokerman7734 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:54

ydi for for spelling fourty wrong:/

qaz230lord 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:00

retoast (repost)

lisadiana 0

Monday 4 October 2010 0:45

It doesnt matter. 1000 calories are 1000 calories. It only takes a lot more fruit and veggies to get to 1000 calories. you could eat fruits and veggies all day and end up with 1000 calories or have one portion of french fries and cake and have the same calories. But that won't be enough for the who

lol32360 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:01

my mom telles me to eat more!!

rebecca567 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 22:16

jesus. lay off the sweets and start working out. that is seriously disgusting.

ItsJustMe17 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:48

I know how you feel. kind of. my parents never did anything about it, but now they make me eat "healthy". I can't even eat bread. they call me fat everyday. I'm 14 and I weigh about 110 lbs. I don't see a problem with that tho.