Health: Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at...

By notaguidette - 23/01/2010 19:47 - United States

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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Breazy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

prove her wrong by eating more and more and become 300 pounds :)

amandawins 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:27

No! Just stop eating junk! Start eating less meat, less fatty foods, and stop listening to your bitchy mom and start feeling like you are worth something. And excersise - not because you're fat, but because ypur life is better when you do. Maybe you'll loose weight, maybe you won't. But you'll be healthier.

Comments

clarissa_Gyall 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:58

how tall are you then...maybe you have a weight problem or maybe your just very tall.

kthxbai123 1

Friday 29 April 2011 5:50

wow you're fat. I weigh 79 pounds and I'm 12.

miume16 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:23

STOP EATING SO MUCH

AppleCoFreak 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:27

It's not hard to do some excersize once in a while... this is not an FML because it's your own fault.

strawberryspacejam 11

Monday 30 January 2012 21:40

dude 200 pounds at 40 is normal. thats how much my dad weighed at 40.

Blue329 15

Thursday 6 December 2012 12:51

I was going through the same thing op I was close to 200 , but I lost 45 pounds.It"ll take time you can do it.

Baybiiie 11

Monday 23 September 2013 0:18

Lay off all the crap fatty!!

guineagirl 18

Tuesday 11 March 2014 5:20

200 isn't that bad unless you're 5 ft or shorter what do you people expect her to only be 50lbs

_Mayli_ 7

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:40

200 pounds = Approximately 90kilos. That, if you're 20 and over 5ft tall, is perfectly healthy. I weigh more than that and I'm happy and healthy. Don't listen to these asshats. They're trying to force society's wants upon you. Don't be ashamed of who you are if YOU are happy. If you aren't happy, then try and make a difference, but only do it for you