By notaguidette - 23/01/2010 19:47 - United States

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML
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Breazy 0

prove her wrong by eating more and more and become 300 pounds :)

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amandawins 0

No! Just stop eating junk! Start eating less meat, less fatty foods, and stop listening to your bitchy mom and start feeling like you are worth something. And excersise - not because you're fat, but because ypur life is better when you do. Maybe you'll loose weight, maybe you won't. But you'll be healthier.

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volleyballgurl19_fml 0

wow, there are some really mean people. you all need to shut the hell up, cause i'm sure you wouldn't be saying all of that crap if this was your situation. just some advice; if you wanna get thinner, go outside and run around your block because it doesn't cost anything to do that.

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thinmint 0

I used to weigh 230lbs. I started eating 7 healthy meals a day and exercising and guess what? I lost 100lbs. common sense ppl

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69Kitty 4

7 meals? grats on losing 100 pounds anyway

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thinmint 0

yes. it keeps you metabolism going and prevents starvation mode which is when your body holds on to fat instead of burning like ut should be. 2200cal/ 7 meals so it's really not so much

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komosoby 0

thats bad? im 16, 6'2" and 211 lbs... so what?

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boatkicker 4

It's not bad at all because you're 6'2" If you were my height (5'3") It would be bad.

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wearinsexypants 0

Newsflash guys, you can't judge health based on weight. Even BMI, which takes height into account, isn't that great because it doesn't include anything about muscle percentage, bone structure, or body shape.

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Julius8122 0

OP, it sucks to look at the scale and realize you've let yourself go. You have my sympathy. Now it is time to change what can be changed and accept what can't. Try to block out your mother's negativity and focus on you. I wish you luck.

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Silentium_fml 0

Just diet a bit silly. Also, I've just gotten under 200 lbs for the first time in years, so, take that into consideration before you say your life is ******. xD

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Youadoreme69 4

Wow some people are really mean, and I like how everyone turned into nutrition experts.

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