By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
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Bonghittinglover 3

protective moms.. Better than having a mom that doesn't give a shit about you.

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TalkinSmack 6

you know ur moms a bitch right?

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warlock970 10

haha and you know one day your children will say this to each other too like "you know our moms a ******* bitch" you should respect your elders. OP's mother was being protective as her mother doesn't wants a man for her daughter who works at a bowling alley. What ever you do dont tell your mom that you hate her that would break her heart completely you stupid stupid bitch!!

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BigScott 13

Could be worse, there's nothing wrong with working at a bowling alley. Perhaps everyone should get your approval of their job before dating?

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AmethystRain 20

39 - I'd rather see my daughter dating a friendly guy who works in a bowling alley instead of some lazy unemployed asshole who treats her like shit.

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TalkinSmack 6

lol ummm is calling me a stupid stupid bitch the best thing u can think of? ops mom has to cut the cord...

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WOLFEYES72 2

Warlock970 are you stupid? Since when is working at a bowling alley a terrible thing? For all we know the guy is also a highschool student so he probably can't become a doctor right this second. You make it sound like anyone who holds an entry level job isn't worthy of the OP. We don't know them so why even make that assumption? Oh, and BTW learn to punctuate, your comment is a ******* mess. And for all you know the person you called a bitch is your elder, so how about you just respect peers and elders alike? GTFO and grow up.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Wow this really made me wanna go bowling all of a sudden.

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Millman_fml 9

Yeah, I agree with 15...who goes bowling with their parents ethier way? Lol

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mcrluverchick 9

Well I'm sure you do because you look about 8 years old...

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BADDiam 4

At first i thought his name was MILFman..

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IbanezSprinter 0

20 that's what I was thinking.. Anyways, I do stuff with my parents and I'm 15, who cares.

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CronosDage 0

He doesn't go bowling because he works on a mill, or is a milkman. hurrr

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ukrage 1

20 you are a bamf for that. it's exactly what I was thinking:)

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rhpsfan9 10

Show him your drivers licenses to prove your parents wrong

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sammybearbby 6

well by the age of seventeen it's pretty normal to have some form of ID.

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mcrluverchick 9

Oh wow that sucks for you OP. My own mom would have probably told me something cute and witty to say to him. Or she could have done what your mom did being that she is bipolar.

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stacianichole 2

bipolar? so you're a psychiatrist and can diagnose extreme highs and lows based on an isolated incident? fascinating... idiot.

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karagana 5

She's not bipolar, she's bi-WINNING! (sory for the worst Charlie Sheen reference ever, I couldn't resist)

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chelseaaababyyy 17

73 - calm down, she could have either been joking or her mom actually was diagnosed with bipolar disorder by a doctor. idiot..

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sammybearbby 6

parents are embarrassing, ha.

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suprmidgt 0

why are the parents in this this world so horrible to their children? I think this site is making me lose faith in humanity.

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raphanne_fml 33

But at least we can have a good laugh about it :D

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omgcookeys 15

But, op said he was cute.. And all of the 53 year olds I've seen dont look "cute" plus, if he was a pedo, I think she would have noticed...

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iluvboobies 9

Boners, you seem to be suspiciously well informed about the lifestyle of a 53 year old low-life hitting on 17 year old girls and cleaning bowling shoes while polishing balls.

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Hi_I_am_Q 0

Try the bowling alley across the street. There are a whole bunch of perves who would like you...

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sunflower226 0

but hey, at least that gives you something to laugh abt next time...a reason to talk to him/share a laugh. confidence = sexy. ex "I hope my mom didn't embarass you last time; she's always teasing like that"

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