Love: Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house....

By AnnoyedWoman - 17/08/2014 10:19 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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By jfjfjdh - 10/05/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

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I'm just saying…

By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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In the way

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 05:00 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg

Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML

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VengeanceChicken 12

Sunday 17 August 2014 16:19

Perhaps he decided to camp in CoD rather than with you?

arrow007archer 19

Sunday 17 August 2014 16:22

cod players hate campers

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teejay01 15

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:17

Take the camping 3hours drive away from home....

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:22

Was he camping in COD?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:25

It's not camping if you are able to walk home.

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:44

it is if you are 12...

illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 18 August 2014 8:24

A 12 year old married couple? hmm..

thewife5 19

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:33

We live out in the country and there are plenty of people camping within walking distance of us on the lakes.. So yeah.. Very possible.

chrissyodol 10

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:44

And left you there alone? What an awful husband. I'm sorry you're married to him

HeartYou101 31

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:32

That's a bit of a drastic statement

EchoSerenity 15

Monday 18 August 2014 7:31

Not really, I'd put him in the dog house for that shit.

rannerbananer 8

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:58

Was it his idea to go camping? Lol. Next time he really wants you to do something with him, maybe you should 'go for a walk' too.. :)

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:05

When duty calls...

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:28

Can you blame him?

MNV_ 12

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:32

Wow! That sucks for you FYL but I can't help but laugh at how epic your husband is! Haha

alex_622 22

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:33

Hey that's one way to "rough it"

otumboo 10

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:53

next camping trip make it several hours away and keep the keys,so you guys can spend a romantic trip together

EchoSerenity 15

Monday 18 August 2014 7:33

Hold the game hostage.

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