By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0

Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

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wrestling49 0

never go commando while wearing jean pants. after wrestling practice i've for gotten my boxers b4 and had to go commando in jeans, its not comfy at all!!! take my word for it

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NoMercy_fml 0

At least you and Arnold Schwarzenegger have something in common. You both are Commandos

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maria12_fml 0

How is it possible to see your crack through boxers and shorts? Anyway ya FYourLife

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sjx 0

He was not wearing boxers. Clearly.

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sjx 0

He was not wearing boxers. Clearly.

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Wtfisflapdoodle 0

Seriously, YDI man up and deal with the heat, Just wear some athletic shorts preferably black ones

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alicks_fml 0

Boxers are a hasselhoff, which is why I recently made the transition to boxer briefs and haven't looked back. You should check it out.

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EMR_fml 0

Never wear briefs. They drastically lower your sperm count. I'd rather have some stranger laugh at my sweaty ass than start shooting blanks. Don't constrict your little swimmers with tight underwear let your little swimmers swim free.

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alicks_fml 0

Considering the OP is in college, I don't think sperm count is a high priority for him. In fact, shooting blanks would probably be a good thing - less chance for an unwanted pregnancy.

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peepo 0

#17 fail. Black clothing absorbs more heat.

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crazy_legs_mcgee 0

#37 fail. How did you manage to come up with him wearing black?

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blondegurl718 0

Huh? I just said Crack Kills. I didnt say anything smartical that I wouldnt understand..

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blondegurl718 0

haha i know right?

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bc1020 0

if it's under your clothes i don't think it will see much light.....think about it

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Nidiamazing 0

You love rubbing UT in everyone's faces huh? It's okay, my brother went there :) but FYL, it's been so hot lately. Even in the valley.

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Jaywin 3

I go to UT as well. =) Hook 'EM Horns!

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Drew_Peacock_ 0

The only way to beat Texas heat is to stay inside! I know, I live a bit north of u.

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masquerade08 0

I don't know what to say... My dad went to UT, but my sister is in the band at A&M. BTW, the longhorns were complete assholes when she was their last. Who the hell throws batteries at strangers because of the school they go to? In other news, the world would appreciate it if you, and pretty much everyone else, wore underwear.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Not wearing underwear? You knew something was coming. At least you know what NOT to do now. :)

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