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Last night, "Oh f*ck me! I forgot to pick up my 7 year old daughter from soccer practice 9 HOURS AGO. Holy shit! Bye" MDT Does FML have a new website?!?! MyDrunkText.com
the government has to get the extra money they need from somwhere
if ur luck is bad i got a reckless driving ticket that have 2 go to court for
That sucks, but pay more attention
2 funny. Sux to be You.
If it makes you feel any better, while I was in the courthouse getting a divorce and my ex was trying to take everything I had financially, I got slapped with a parking ticket as well. Oh well FML
You should never argue with a woman. Given that you're a fuckass, you deserved it.
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FYL if you payed the meter, and it ran out because the bitch at the desk was arguing with you, YDI if you didn't pay it. So I won't vote here.
Oh the irony. Sucks man