Transportation: Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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You deserved it 17 853

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2019 20:00

Today, I wasn't sure whether it was past the time when they stopped giving out parking tickets. I checked the meters on either side of my car, and both were expired, so I figured I was good. I came back out to all three of us having tickets. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

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This is fine

By toosmall - 23/10/2016 21:27

Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML

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Rhien 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:16

FYL if you payed the meter, and it ran out because the bitch at the desk was arguing with you, YDI if you didn't pay it. So I won't vote here.

McOrmick 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:09

Oh the irony. Sucks man

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Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:40

aww that sucks. and @ #9. oppress? maybe true but i also think theres too much freedom and liberty. -cough- firearms >.> my opinion anyways. (i live in the UK)

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:41

That really sucks, dude. I got a ticket for parking in a crosswalk when I was a good ten feet in front it. Fortunately, I was able to dispute the stupid thing 'cause I had pictures. That shit is so annoying, though. >:[

elspicytaco 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:41

ahahaha now i see the irony. he went to pay for a SPEEDING ticket and got a ticket for staying too long in one place xD. sucks though, FYL

cypglobalthreat 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:43

unless you were dumb enough to park on a street this is a lie or its a lie because you only put like a quarter in either way stop lying

BOOPER 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:43

the usual story, i feel like it always happens

xxhiyo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:54

ahhahaaa you suck at life

Oriina 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:01

Well, on the bright side ... you were right at the place where you could pay the ticket.

mudkipsan 19

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:12

Yo dawg, I heard you like tickets... <xzibit>

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:13

#23, too much freedom? Gotta love the ignorant remarks about America made by foreigners. It's amazing how misguided and delusional Canadians and people from the UK are about America.