Transportation, Cars and Love: Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His...

By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:36

You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.

ninjasaurous 0

Monday 3 January 2011 21:40

Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.

Comments

daddyslilswimmer 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:01

My ex boyfriends mom did that but you don't see me bitchin about it do u.. I mean does it really matter what they say because your not dating the parent your dating the son/daughter and if the parents don't like it well itsnot like they can 100% change your boyfriend/girlfriends mind and if your bf

caybree 0

Monday 30 April 2012 2:52

Well seeing as he's your ex boyfriend...

daddyslilswimmer 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:03

Continue of las comment /gf really loves you they won't care about the other people and they will want u

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:04

#7 I thought of that Drake song when you said "show him why your the best he ever had". :D

ballwiz23 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:23

Terrible use of quotation marks. I'm sure he didn't say those words

nicole1784 0

Monday 10 January 2011 1:05

did he stand up for you? and were the girls pretty? did your boyfriend apologize?

lollovelife0304 3

Monday 17 September 2012 5:39

I guess he really dislikes you...

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:21

should have opened his door and pushed him out

BShek 12

Tuesday 16 December 2014 2:43

He's trying to be defensive. It's probably coming across wrong, but he's maybe trying to protect you from him by trying to make him move on. Obviously dreadful methods but I reckon his heart is in the right place.