By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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theDIVA_NL 3

how did this mutant freak thing come about? iMean that came out of nowhere....being allergic to peanuts has nothing to do with being a mutant freak

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HayItsHaley 0

That made me laugh!

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kukopia 0

Tell the parents. If they give you any sh!t (which wouldn't surprise me) you accidentally trip when jogging past their house in a month or so... and have one of those mysterious back injuries that can't be cured. You, of course, blame it on frantically looking around for the brat-kid that likes to throw peanuts at you so their home-owners insurance has to pay.

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

Is it bad when I read this the Eminem song "Kill You" came into my head?

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xTinyLovex 0

Dude, what did you do to your neighbor?!? FYL.

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17xVampx17 0

Oh this is hilarious..this isn't am FML hes a six year old. Six year olds believe in the Easter bunny....reality is just a jumbled mess to him....plus you obviously didn't die so stop whining..

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CosmicPossum 2

It's not whether the guy would or wouldn't die from contact with a peanut, it's the fact that a six year old is trying to trigger a potentially lethal reaction in him and shouting "DIE!" That kid is messed up.

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asquithpat 0

pull out your shotgun and....(u imprpvise the rest)

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