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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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dayrin7 4

HAHAHAHA.! this sounds like someting my 5 year old brother would do :]

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popemichael 9

That sounds like assault because that COULD have killed you. I'd get the police involved if I where you.

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spacer_ 0

chillax. He's a kid, they can't do anything to him anyway.

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Underwhelmed 0

WTF is wrong with this kid?! DEFINITELY call the parents! I was at the park once with my adorable dog that everyone adores, and this six or so year old kid walks by, picks up a handful or rocks, and PELTS them at my dog. I almost killed him. I probably would have if his mom wasn't with him. No one would have missed the little shit. Kids are really ****** up sometimes.

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wyld3fyr3 3

start throwing darts and the such at him, yelling "I HOPE THIS KILLS YOU!!!"

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

1. u must be a bad neighbor 2. i like that kid[: he sounds cool. 3. thats hilarious.

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the_deuce 0

i would have taken one of the peanuts, shoved it up his nose and said I HOPE IT KILLS YOU back. lls

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