By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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anonymsspermdonr 0

if tht ****** wouda calld me gay i wudve jackd him n his dick sucker

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spacer_ 0

er he didn't call him gay, he threw peanuts at him.

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hi5534 3

Yea dude, he was throwing nuts, unless the kid threw his, then that would be like wtf?

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imtheman920 0

Why would it have to Neverland? You could use any child molester.

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scateice 0

LOL Little Kid FTW! But seriously, is the kid a dick or are you a dick? This is confusing

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wowsux4u 0

ahahha did it actually work?

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Shlizabeth 0

Lmfao, that's hilarious and also sucks at the same time. But I'm just wondering, my neighbors don't know any of my allergies, why would your neighbor's 6 year old child know your allergies?

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B00_fml 0

That's assault, you know. Assault with a deadly weapon. If he does it again tell his parents you're going to press charges.

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IOwnedYou 0

I'm allergic to peanuts, and that would have killed me. D:

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Coraline_Girl 0

ha ha, that's hilarious! Sorry the kid was a jerk, but you can't tell me you didn't think it was funny after the fact. Seriously, what kid would think to do that?

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