water board him and scream "I hope this kills you"

Way to go, good parenting.. my gosh. I would speak to his mum or someting..

hahaha this FML is turning into an --I HOPE THIS KILLS YOU-- war. who knows, might even become an internet catchphrase.. like, start popping up on 4chan or something. the kids these days are so bubble-wrapped, they think they can do whatever they want. don't know why so many teenagers commit crimes? it's because they know they won't get charged because they're 'not responsible for their actions'. the law bends over and the broken, dysfunctional criminal kids **** it in the arse and all it does is scream for more. let the kid have his fun. throw the peanuts back or something, or try to (but DON'T actually because you're allergic :P) catch them with your mouth. when he realises he's not getting what he wants out of you - he'll probably go find something else to annoy to fulfill his sick, twisted ego, like an ant mound or some other innocent passerby. sucks to be in your neighbourhood

I agree!

wow evil devil child

wow you should tell his parents... he sounds spoiled

What a little asshole! Next time you go jogging past his house, bring a NERF or water pistol in a hip holster and just you wait for him to go after you.

m-80's in his nose, "I HOPE THIS KILLS YOU!"

I laughed REALY hard when I read this. It's sad and everything but it was funny. I'm sorry though.

mutter @#%er...u shoulda kicked his scrawny ass