By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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Moonpaper 0

What a pleasant child.

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Klabauterpete 0

Lol, what a strange, yet funny, kid.

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BadOwner 0

hmmm... reminds me of "Malcom in the Middle"

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Matty_No9 0

lmao that little bastard.. you must have done something to him in the past to piss him off somehow...or maybe overhurd his parents talking about doing the same :O haha well if you havnt pissed him off in the past then declaire war on the pissant

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Bansheethekilla 2

Hold him down and shove fire crackers up his ass and say "i hope this kills you mr peanut"

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JellyBellie89 0

you should have thrown plastic bags at him saying i hope this kills you. and see how he liked it

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XanimalloverX 0

Either something happened between your family and the kids family or the kids parents don't bother teaching him right from wrong or the kid is just jacked in the head (  ) either way be careful

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Sethyboy0 4

You should have waited until the kid ran out of peanuts and ******* punted his ass over the backyard fence :D

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DarkAngelMea 0

yes i agree wit sethyboy0. dats horriable i would hav tripped da boy or somethin.

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