By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML
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Same thing different taste

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...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

doof_fisch 2

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

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tick_tock 0

Grody. It was probably swine flu, no worries. Just kidding, you'll be fine.

Three jokes about swine flu, wow you guys are so hilarious and up to date. I'm really really jealous of your wit

Could someone please explain these swine flu jokes to me? It's not possible to get swine flu from meat, so that's obviously not what the jokes refer to. So are they implying that someone was coughing inside the restaurant. Hmm. There's obviously something I'm missing here.

I find that the best Chinese restaurants are always coincidentally adjacent to pet shops

People once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly. Indeed, 100 days into his presidency, swine flu.

I wonder what you potentially ate that was contaminated. I think if you were to call someone, you should be able to find out... Seeing is how it would be something very important to your potential survival.