By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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aknight14 0

damn that sucks. but u had it coming:)

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at1325 0

I hope it damaged your balls to the point you have trouble cuming for the rest of your life. u deserve it and soo much more

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fucmylifealot 0

its simple logic. when you are young, you are told 2 is greater than 1. they need to go back to kindergarten and learn to share

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KLern 0

maybe a hot nurse will make you feel better... failing that, just have them up the morphine.

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slinkydee 2

How is this FYL? You totally had that coming! Thats what you get for being a lying, cheaing, playing loser.If you cant stick to one person, stay single. Simple.

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hurleycat 6

I sincerely hope you lost your ability to reproduce. Don't cheat, idiot!

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WHOAitsHayley 2

aaaaaahahahahahaha

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88joey5 4

anyone who says he deserves that is a woman because they don't know the pain of beige kicked in the balls and they did it so hard he is in the hospital I just don't think that is fair

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B3CC4 0

i thinl he desved it does he know how both girls are feel ha no he dont hes a useless prick (:

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EvilLilCupcake 10

no we don't know but YOU don't have menstrual cramps or child birth you don't breast feed either! and don't tell me howhard being in a hospital sucks I've had open heart sugary six leg sugeries and a cuncusion and also we have vaginas and if we were kicked we would be facing surgery and a broken pelvis so if I were you I'd stop backing this loser up and keep your mouth shut

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textwork 4

I'm a dude and I still think he desired it if he didn't cheat he wouldn't have to worry bout that now would he?

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