Love: Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked...

By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 732

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Watch out!

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 20 December 2010 12:30

Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.

jiggyjiggz 0

Monday 20 December 2010 12:04

way to make an ass out of yourself

Comments

iAltereeego 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! I know its bad to laugh at someones misery, but this is just too funny!

shagbark 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:02

No sympathy; you have a horse.

Saiyza 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 22:58

Well....better from you than from the horse. =P

Hjade 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:06

your supposed to fall and let him catch you

codkid15 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:50

Smooth .

Yomojo 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 19:35

Anyone else notice how every line ends with I? I thought it was pretty cool...

paintedchocolate 30

Wednesday 16 January 2013 20:42

Did you really need his help to get on the horse? If yes, then FYL indeed. If not, YDI for trying to get his attention by pretending to be a helpless twat.