Love: Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three...

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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shiroun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:52

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

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jz4 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:42

i like cheese burgers

Thisnametaken 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:44

Burger King actually makes a cologne that smells like a burger. I think the solution to your man problem is to start wearing it. :-D

fml2102008 1

Monday 20 July 2009 4:01

this fml is stupid

yaktazuki 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:02

ROFL

nadirecur 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:07

I would hit on a girl eating a burger (unless she was a total whale (no offense) or something). Burgers are mad sexy.

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:07

Lolololololololololololololollolololol, noob, I can haz cheezburgerz?

onlycusimbored 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:09

Most burgers are more attractive than females. YDI for realizing it now.

onlycusimbored 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:29

Burger Sex: 1. Grasp knife 2. Cut a whole width of penis inside middle of burger 3. Fun for the whole night You can even eat it when you're done. Talk about convenient.

reverendawesome 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:14

This makes me hungry. I really want a triple meat bacon cheeseburger now.... thanks.

onlycusimbored 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:16

You would like triple meat, ****!

Hich17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:19

Hey, maybe they were just looking for a reason to talk to you.

mattmag 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:28

As a 19-year-old guy, let me just say that you should expect this kind of behavior from us. Cheeseburgers rank above all else on our hierarchy of interests.