Health: Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as...

By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 11 882

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 266

You deserved it 5 935

By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 13:00 - United States

Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 174

You deserved it 477

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 292

You deserved it 3 537

By Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 868

You deserved it 378

Get out

By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 559

You deserved it 1 099

Ambulances ain't cheap

By Mom - 29/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 776

You deserved it 120

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 132

You deserved it 191

Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 629

You deserved it 5 919

By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 090

You deserved it 1 031

By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 453

You deserved it 39 391

Sylverstone 2

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:51

Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

skittlebabe 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:50

I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

Comments

cul8r 4

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:51

Why is it that idiots like that get girls and I don't?

sublimetime614 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:54

One word. divorce.

peachezthelette 22

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:58

Its called 911. Effective May 1, 1991

Zebidee 8

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:27

911 doesn't work in Australia. The emergency number is 000. Effective 1961.

Bobissmall 13

Monday 6 December 2010 1:34

Don't be silly. The USA is the only country in the world. Everyone is American!

asnakelovinbabe 16

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:02

haha I totally noticed that! she's always on here trying to offer advice to the op's! it's a waste of time considering most of these are made up anyways!

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 6 December 2010 3:21

Reply fail?

DtownBrown 0

Monday 6 December 2010 13:37

what does op mean

robyn2222 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:14

At lease you know his priorities.

popcornplaya48 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:24

omfg I just loled my self this is hillarious

jellyybeans 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:32

ouchh.. dump his ass!!

deidre823 7

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:33

I would have unplugged the damn computer & been like "LISTEN, YOU DORK OF THE WORLD. I AM IN LABOR WITH YOUR CHILD & I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. GET YOUR ASS UP FROM THAT STUPID ******* GAME & TAKE ME!!"

L0V34L1F3 9

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:37

I'm glad my boyfriend quit World of Warcraft. :)

Mubus 0

Monday 6 December 2010 15:32

^^Who wouldn't.

devendarling 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:41

I play WoW, and seriously? I take care of my mom, and I'll tell my guild (that IS a raiding guild) to let me die or to please wait because my mother needs me. When my mom was medivac'd to a major hospital, my guild was NOTHING but supportive. I stayed in a motel on a raid night, and tried to raid. I couldn't do it, broke down mid raid and they told me to go rest. I've raided with them again since. OP: No one in my guild would take WoW over their lives. Many of them don't raid at times because of their families other obligations. Tell him that he either learns to play casually, or he doesn't play at all. If he doesn't get it, walk out. With the baby. Or you are going to end up raising the baby alone. Also, if you have his account info, there are parental controls in the battlenet options.