Love: Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 18:14 - United States

Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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DottiePalooza 0

Monday 4 October 2010 23:46

It's probably in the lake.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 4 October 2010 23:42

Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.

Comments

Dalligi002 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:04

OMFG WOW!

znaegele 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:05

That sux, I am a certified diver, if you weren't hundreds of miles away I would go down and get it lol, good luck

c420racer 13

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:31

You totally deserved it for only spending 2000.

lollyppopp 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:44

y would you only spend 2000 if you love her

luvyabunches 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:41

um y was the ring in ur pocket in the first place? shouldn't it have been somewhere safe? co- mm-on SENSE! but fyl

luvyabunches 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:43

ugh stupid spell corrector thingie ! I meant fyl !

Hollisterbabe11 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:05

first off screw all you people who are talking shit on the price!! it symbolizes his love for her and that he chose her to be his wife. second of all sorry OP that sucks but good luck to the both of you. hope things work out for you