By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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megapeyt 17

You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

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unknown_user5566 26

You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

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balletteacher 11

And this is why the lemon law should be a thing.

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

I don't know what's worse. OP being dishonest and making the situation worse, or OP's date comparing her to his mother.

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agonydrum 7

Emotional immaturity

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chelss22 1

Lmfao I saw the guy you went on a date post an FML as well saying that he went on a date and wasn't interested in the girl. (you) trying to be cute you did the robot. He tried to scare you off by telling you you reminded him of his mom. Lmfao

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aj94w 4

Your first resort to end a bad date was to act like a robot? OP, why?

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EandL_fml 2

Actually I think this is so funny! I would have loved to see it!

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igetitincum2win 11

tell him in the long run if he falls in love with you it will not work because robots have no feelings.He will either get scared your talking about falling in love so quick or realize you are infact a robot.

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slyace 9

YDI- you got to be straight out and say you're not interested

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