By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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megapeyt 17

You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

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unknown_user5566 26

You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

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lilmisslivid 0

His mom sounds like a nice lady

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KiddNYC1O 20

Should've yelled NEXT!

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gfblum 3

You should've used the "Jenna marbles face"!

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dragonmonkey 9

You totally deserved it. Everyone knows robots are irresistibly sexy.

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512bigt 10

that's a great way to handle it. I would have turned to Bender on your ass

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DeathBunny218 37

I wonder if his mother tried to scare him away too.

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obeliks 4

Wow, 10 years old and dating, impressive:)

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missyfiona89 28

I understand that you're from Japan, the land of the weird. But seriously? Robot voice and arms?

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kahnforyourmom 2

Wow that has to be the most ridiculous method of getting rid of someone I've heard of so far in my life. FYI some guys like really weird girls. Find a different method.

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Djasso19 3

next time set your alarm clock to go off and act like something bad happened and then ask to leave. plain and simple =]

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