By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
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mrlaidback992 5

Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

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Ytram_fml 10

Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

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Incitus 9

Don't let your desire for sex ruin what could be a perfect relationship, but feel free to never call her for her using "lol" in conversation.

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184886837272837 32

I'm sorry, this may be perceived as a shallow comment from a horny guy, but I'd have a hard time committing to a serious relationship if I knew that we'd never ever have sex. Orgasms are healthy and my right hand can only get me so far. Also it's fairly well accepted that better sex means a better relationship and no sex at all would probably drive me crazy.

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Incitus 9

I was just trying to set up a joke, #37. I honestly believe the same as you and probably half the people who clicked Your Life Sucks. I will be sure not to express false opinions in the future. This has been a learning experience.

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184886837272837 32

Alright then :) glad I wasn't a dick about it then :)

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Nyx_fml 23

Hearing "rofl" pronounced like that must sound very weird. Maybe she's just trying to make you laugh.

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pwnman 33

I think she might've said it as: 1. Ruffle 2. R-O-F-L

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EvilLittleMan 23

It's a little Ruffle there will be no Lays.

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blurose 6

Sounds like a vomit sound if you ask me. Not very lady like.

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kyu_Q 19

regardless of how it was said using rotfl in a face to face conversation is dumb. like someone else said, run away OP

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olpally 32

She's a nut bar. Wow,

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pwnman 33

Just think that if you dated her in the future, you won't have any "spiritual energy".

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kumarina 35

Yeah just with the sex part, is enough to leave

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perdix 29

Tell her, "OMG, I have to have sex because YOLO." Then, tell her WOOTC (walking out on the check.)

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Cazz91 21

Perdix... Why were you never around when I needed your advice the most? That is brilliant. To bad I didn't have those ideas to use in order to run away from my own crazy dates. :P

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buckdharma 36

Tell her you're very spiritual too and would like to show her your third eye.

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MasqueradePrince 25

"Oh my that's the strangest eye I have ever seen"

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caden_bro 9

Some people seem great, but as you get to know 'Em they're a little crazy. We've all got our special kind of crazy, you just have to find someone that's the same kind!

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caden_bro 9

How is this relevant, constructive, or useful to the OP?

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Rainhawk94 27

Op: i have tea Girl: take your clothes off

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