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By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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The dead art of the PUA

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 22:00

Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML

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By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

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Hey… you

By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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One of those people

By B-Ry - 25/11/2017 01:30

Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Old timey

By Anonymous - 06/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, while on a blind date, I told her in no uncertain terms that if I got married, my wife would need to be a housewife. She burst out laughing and asked, "Dude, do you even HAVE a house?" and walked out laughing when I said I didn't. FML

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Sunday 27 October 2013 2:21

Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

Ytram_fml 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:26

Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

Comments

AliSama 17

Sunday 27 October 2013 20:21

I would date her. I have no issues against her beliefs

blankjack 6

Sunday 27 October 2013 22:17

She is doomed to be forever alone!

K_lovesnutella 0

Monday 28 October 2013 4:24

That's ok,that just means she wasn't right for you.I think it's weird she says that stuff but I do feel that if she never wants to have sex,then there is nothing wrong with that.That is her decision in life.Relationships aren't about having sex,they are about being with the person you love.

K_lovesnutella 0

Monday 28 October 2013 4:26

BabyrooKid 11

Monday 28 October 2013 5:32

****-blocked by a kook. Your life definitely does suck.

effyolife23 9

Monday 28 October 2013 10:48

It was just a blind date. Who cares?

BigDogMatt 13

Monday 28 October 2013 12:51

At least you found out early that she's bat crap crazy! Lol

mikepzz 27

Tuesday 29 October 2013 3:11

What a ******* psycho... Well no, guess she's just a plain old psycho..

ChelsieAnne1992 0

Tuesday 29 October 2013 6:24

All I can say is wow to that and about the rofl and lol I have a friend who does that. Just keep looking you'll fing the one for you. I just started dating again so you never know just keep looking keep your head up you'll find her. And the sex thing its not a must have in a relationship dear!

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:35

She's probably that crazy because she's in denial of all her pent up sexual frustration. To anyone who says that sex is not a must, that's not a relationship. That's the friend zone.