By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
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mrlaidback992 5

Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

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Ytram_fml 10

Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

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awilliams44 9

This girl that sits infront of me in one of my classes does that..

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how_to_implode 17

So was this like an internet blind date, or did some friend of yours actually think "Hey, this might work out"?

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abhi5 2

say to her one can't live a life thinking about spiritual energy all the time....!..

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ace11118 6

The ****** gives you a chakra boost so ummmm ya

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Slimbo305 11

Thats what they all say. You can get her i believe in you man! Lol

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SemiAuto 21

Right, "spiritual energy" is why she'll never have sex.

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tehdarkness 21

Since it's a blind date, I assume she is not into u and making up those things so u won't call her back.

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