By Shawty - 03/11/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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reki_fml 0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

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JessiGoose 0

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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AntiChrist7 0

"I kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare" is to be translated as: "I kissed a guy and pretended it was a dare because I am a closet homosexual"

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fmylife_alot 0

lol, if a guy said that to me, id reply with "oh my god, youre adorable. get in my pants".

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Ligerie 0

thats a little mean for a 21 year old to say to girl of 14, but at the same time a 14yo shouldn't be telling strangers to get in her pants.

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The_Pleb 0

And ugly guys cant get in anyones pants, so now your post is irrelevant.

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Plumppotato 3

except their own. unless they got too big and dont fit in them anymore...

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wazdog 4

Anyone care to explain how this got through the mods?

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fmylife_alot 0

good point... how DID this get through???

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SekC 0

In other words. "FML because the guy thats into me is really honest and has a cute streak." +1

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feminist19 0

he kissed another guy, thats disgusting, do not take things any further with him, obviously.

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Erranty 0

A friend of mine was openly Bi all through Highschool, then later he settled on girls because he didn't feel different with either, but there were more pretty girls than pretty guys. Now he's just straight, going out with his highschool sweetheart, and works at a gourmet grocery preparing all kinds of fish.

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feminist19 0

whats your point here?its not like he's making sausages

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hvitfeldtska 0

he was "Bi all through Highschool" and then suddenly turned straight because he just wanted to? yeah sure, i totally believe that...

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Plumppotato 3

"he settled on girls because he didn't feel different with either, but there were more pretty girls than pretty guys." did you even read what he said or get half way and feel the need to make an ass of youself? no offense.

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redbluegreen 40

Well you were probably going to find out about the blanket anyway.

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