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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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By pistonsunshine - 10/10/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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Third wheel of the third wheel

By jon - 26/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot. There, I said it.

ramboman19 8

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

that must've sucked. :/

Comments

ckjacques53198 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:34

who measures out beer in gallon measurements?

ekb294 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:48

wat a bitch!

SplotchyxDroneZ 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:44

why would u go on a date with a girl who has a boyfriend?

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:52

Dan that's the kinda girl that makes me wanna get married. You better hold on to that one foreal. Get her pregnant if you can to!

RaeRaeHeartBreak 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:16

did she get alcohol poisoning? because a gallon and a half of beer is a lot in one sitting.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:55

.....Ke$ha?

ryrywakaka 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:24

ya I would Fk that guy up for making my Gf so drunk

DealsOnWheels 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:39

Haha ydi for taking a girl out who has a bf already.. you obviously were sending the wrong signals unless you thought you could steal her away then ydi for being to lame to convert her