By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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scarletgem21 0

Can you say sketchy? If he's thinking about kids on the first date, I can only imagine what the hell he'll be thinking on the second one... ._.;

michaelscot23 0

24- your icon is a little sketchy if you ask me

usaywhatt 0

#24 I'ts funny because you said the word 'sketchy' and your picture... is a sketch.

it's not a sketch it's a picture of L, a detective, and Light, a mass murdering lunatic, making out ;) lol death note yaoi FTW

LMAO, you have no idea how hilarious the image in my head if from this.

choppedNskrewed 0

hahahahahah this made me LMAO but seriously what a creeper

Agreed with 23. As soon as he said that you should have just run like hell and never so much as made eye contact again.

srh_fml 0

That is... well, very creepy but hilarious at the same time.

omglolydi 0

LMAO!! Oh man, what a creep. I would stop talking to him after that...