By Kewl_Kat - 24/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Townshend

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
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Kewl_Kat tells us more.

Kewl_Kat 9

UPDATE: We cleared it up, and are currently planning a second date. Turns out she wasn't feeling well. It all ended up working out c:

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Khione 12

You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!

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CyberGothic 16

You're an idiot. Srsly, you gotta wait upwards of an hour or so or you give them plausible deniability.

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LittleRanz 4

I dont blame OP for leaving, that girl was gone for 30 minutes. Kinda rude leaving your date hanging like that. 30 minutes is too long to take a dump esp on a date.

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chicme 9

This could be a funny story for you guys to remember one day, if it does work out...

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Omniprism 14

I hope you went back. Tell her sorry but I thought you ditched me. You're just so cute! Just be honest with her.

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mattmsk005 8

She probably did leave and then not expecting into stay for over 30m with her gone send u that to turn it around on u.

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orsombre_fml 11

You were right to leave, OP. She should have texted you. Now please follow up!

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DarkGem 13

You could've texted her before you decided to leave...

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Kewl_Kat 9

UPDATE: We cleared it up, and are currently planning a second date. Turns out she wasn't feeling well. It all ended up working out c:

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isuckwithnames 22

OP I hope it works out for you buuuut, you were in the right.

ThatFancyPenn 18

90, OP just said that everything worked out...

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dabears1011234 27

Good for you, you're going to show her this fml one day.

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cheshireau 26

Would it be gross if I suggested next time she should text you while on the loo? Nothing specific, just not feeling well, sorry, I'll be out shortly?

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sassy2085 16

Women's bathrooms are always congested you have to wait in a long line then afterwards reapply makeup etc... It could easily take 30 minutes or so.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

x_x wtf are you going on about? I've never been in a 30 minute line for the restroom - not even at a professional sporting event. Also, reapplying makeup doesn't take that long. You're not going to be sitting there starting from scratch with it.

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Lexipants 21

I dunno, man. There's a very good reason I pee BEFORE getting my seat at the cinema...

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