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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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Crafty

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:49

Gotta love people without the balls to just tell you when something is bothering them or just not working for them!

seandoc 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:46

Just like the movies!

Comments

hmmk 2

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:56

Maybe he's playing hard to get.

fortunelady 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:37

Maybe he's playing hide and seek.

micahdunk 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:02

Sorry OP. He didn't even have the decency to tell you that maybe you guys would work out but could stay friends. He ended this date in an immature way. He ain't worth your time.

micahdunk 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:05

*Wouldn't. Damn auto correct.

Oscar_Grouch9 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:00

How about you auto correct the word ain't.

rivella 3

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:15

Oh no, that's horrible! I'm sorry OP. Though you're better off now, the guy's an immature little prick.

ProjectN69 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:33

Do you just wait all day for an fml to show up so you can comment on it?

fortunelady 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:36

Hope you finished off his food.

poccocurantes 7

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:49

And sticking her with the bill.

AnimeCookie 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:00

WANTED Charming assassin on the move!!

AnimeCookie 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 13:54

Damn, Ezio.

SighGuy89 5

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:01

Well, at least he made your decision about him easier - a real man treats a woman right.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:02

Not a great start to the new year.

Sunkistlover718 21

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:05

Don't jump to conclusions, OP. I'm sure it was a misunderstanding. He probably just got himself eaten by the urinal gnomes; those little suckers can be tricky.