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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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Crafty

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 1 020

By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 3 128

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:49

Gotta love people without the balls to just tell you when something is bothering them or just not working for them!

seandoc 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:46

Just like the movies!

Comments

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 3 January 2013 4:28

Hey I think you posted on here before because I saw similar FMLs to this. You have very bad luck OP

lo39dell 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 4:51

Today, I went to dinner with this really cute girl that I liked. I went to the bathroom and barfed a lot! I didn't want to be Embarrassed so I left quickly without telling her.

PincessBoff 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 5:00

How many assholes HAVE you seen...? .-.

NonSenser 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 5:24

he didn't have the money to pay for the dinner :D

CeltyStark 3

Thursday 3 January 2013 6:38

can't believe you were left with the bill

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:45

Didn't TheDrifter just tell you? Tie him down!!!

kingsian 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:47

Did he bail before the meal? If he did then good you got lucky. If he didn't GO GET YOUR MONEY!!!!

skyenoelle 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:07

Karma's a bitch. Don't worry, it'll come back to bite him in the ass someday.

Ozxkar 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 11:36

If someone is not capable of telling you how they really feel and instead run away like a coward...trust me you won. Be happy, things happen for a reason.